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09.06.2025 01:02
Torchy, we're unemployed … And no one is hiring scantily-clad wastrels these days.
And I ended up moonlighting in Japanese porn, but the less said about that the better.
Remember, kids, masturbation will make you see the devil everywhere!
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Dick! I heard about the lay-off. What's a square-jaw crime fighter doing these days to bring in the bling?
But Tess! I mean Betty! I mean Veronica! (I can never remember who is who) which ever one you are, I love you!
Let's do what we always do, lay around half-naked while men make terrible jokes at our expense.
How do flat earthers explain the Earth being stationary? Is this concept considered impossible?
In order to answer this I came up with a little story that goes like this …
Of all the layoffs, Torchy Todd and her gal pal, Tess Parker, were hit the hardest.
Make Nazis afraid again!
What thing happened to you as a child that you haven’t let go of to this day?
¡Explotando Dick por todos lados!
In 1954 complete bastard and censorship campaigner Fredric Wertham published a book for the stated goal of creating a moral panic around comic book's alleged impact on juvenile delinquency. Much like the House Committee on Un-American Activities' disastrous impact on the film industry, the Comics Code Authority (obey, puny humans) put many hardworking comic book characters out of work all because of one poorly written book called …
Shameless vixen! Trollop!
Speaking of which, poor Cleo Coco has ended up appearing in anti-vice pamphlets.
Only zombies dig to rock and roll, daddy-O!
Two letters of transit signed by General De Gaulle … Stimpy, you eediot!
How do scammers communicate? Do they have a specific language or slang?
Yes, Tess, crime doesn't pay but apparently Rated-G horror does.
I've also been making ends meet ... By appearing in Tijuana splatter comics as Evil Gringo #2.
Ironically, Wertham focused on stories about crime, singling out Batman and Robin for its gay subtext and Dick Tracy for its violence.
Every day is a good day to punch a Nazi! I mean MAGA! I mean the Comics Code Authority! (I can never remember who is who)
Gadzooks! It's Torchy Todd slumming it in Yugoslavian science fiction! The shame!
Before there was MAGA there was … the Comics Code Authority
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Just you, me, in a vat of lime jello, pulling hair, calling each other names …
At least until the peyote kicks in ...
Perhaps now we can explore what being a “gal pal” really means.
Torchy thinks: Maybe I could play a gangster's moll since apparently smoking is still seen as wholesome and American.
And then working as Betty and Veronica's body doubles ...
After you lather me up with that strawberry hand lotion.
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Sex! Lingerie! Knock knock jokes!
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I hear you're a stunt-double now for Fred in Scooby-Doo.
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“Your boyfriend is a total perv, mommy.”
Times might be tough … But at least there's one thing we all agree on.
Tess' boyfriend, Ed, now works as a Peter Lorre impersonator.
Marijuana makes Jesus cry!